I dare say a few of you are wondering when the divine Ms. C and I are going to announce our contest winners. As I tell my sons, you’re ALL winners, b/c winning is a state of mind. And whoever has the most fun wins the most! (By contrast, if you had a miserable time of it, you lost. But you already knew that, b/c being miserable sucks.)

Which is my way of saying, be patient precious lotus blossoms. Only through the careful art of painstaking deliberation do we answer life’s most complex questions. Such as, who won our goofy contest? (Not answered in this post.)

And so, as we wait, I have a He Said She Said for you to answer. And when I say it’s self-serving, I’m underestimating. It’s 100% vanity, as you’ll see:

Let’s imagine that I have a publicity image from photographer Kevin O’Connor from about 4 years ago (right). which I quite like. But Colleen hates it. She calls it my “egg head” portrait and accuses me of being slick. Instead, she prefers this shot of me from a dekePod video (left).

All very well and good, but C&me’s opinions are only worth the paper they’re written on. I want to know your thoughts. I know, Deke’s head shot, whatever. Draw a circle with a few lines through it for all I care.

Even so, please let us know. Which is better?